Compiled by Kath Mounsey Thought for the Month: Money never did buy happiness; and credit cards aren’t doing much better. The Diagnosis: A successful business man goes into the doctor to ask about some abnormal symptoms. The doctor asks him, “What problems are you experiencing?” The business man tells the doctor, “I’m terrified of driving [...]
‘More Funny Business’
More Laughs from Kath
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Wednesday, September 1st, 2010August 2010
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Sunday, August 1st, 2010compiled by Kath Mounsey A Thought for the Month: Life is a journey… not a destination. Enjoy the trip! How the Media Twists the News A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her [...]
July 2010
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Thursday, July 1st, 2010compiled by Kath Mounsey A Thought for the Month: A successful diet is a case of mind over platter. The Human Race A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, so was all mankind made..” Two days later the [...]
Back in July
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Tuesday, June 1st, 2010Our “More Funny Business” columnist Kath Mounsey says, “I’m very sorry but I simply haven’t had a chance to do the Funny Business column this month. Would you please accept my apologies; I will be back in July (hopefully!)”
May 2010
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Saturday, May 1st, 2010A Thought for the Month: We could learn a lot from crayons… Some are sharp; some are pretty; and some are dull. Some have weird names; and all are different colours;but they all have to live in the same box. Some Fern: A sceptical anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk remedies with the assistance of [...]
April 2010
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Thursday, April 1st, 2010A Thought for the Month: Things that go “bump” in the night Should not really give one a fright. It’s the hole in each ear That lets in the fear, That, and the absence of light! — Spike Milligan Open Up: What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked. “Nine AM.” [...]
March 2010
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Monday, March 1st, 2010compiled by Kath Mounsey A Thought For The Month: I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day! New Policeman A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. [...]
February 2010
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Monday, February 1st, 2010Compiled by Kath Mounsey A Thought For The Month: The best gift you can give to someone costs nothing. It takes only a moment to deliver it, but the memory of it can last a lifetime. It’s the one thing people can wear that never goes out of style, and one size fits everyone. It’s [...]
December 2009
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Tuesday, December 1st, 2009Compiled by Kath Mounsey A Thought For The Month: Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action, as long as you and the bull agree on when you can let go. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – A Tall Story As we all know, it is very important for Santa [...]
November 2009
Click the title above to read the complete post. Posted on Sunday, November 1st, 2009Compiled by Kath Mounsey Thought for the Month: A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Eleventh Commandment? A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honour thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment [...]